Strain Profile
Funky Charms
Indica Hybrid
Offensive fruit, cream
THC 68.1%
TERPS 8.5%
Single Source
✓ Available through licensed Colorado dispensaries
Solventless
Cold water, heat, pressure
Single Source
Grown & pressed by us
Lab Tested
Every batch, no exceptions
Terpene Profile
Full-spectrum, never distilled — this is what the plant actually made.
Myrcene
Earthy · sedating
Limonene
Citrus rind
Caryophyllene
Pepper · spice
Linalool
Floral · calming
Myrcene
Earthy · sedating
D-Limonene 3.95%, Beta-Myrcene 1.20%, Beta-Caryophyllene 1.13%, Beta-Pinene 0.43%, Linalool 0.43%
About This Strain
Cold From Wash To Cure
Funky Charms is an indica hybrid cross of Grease Monkey x Rainbow Chip. The nose reads offensive fruit, cream. Washed and pressed cold, this batch tests at 68.1% THC with 8.5% total terpenes led by Limonene. Single source, solventless, and never distilled — what the plant made is what ends up in the jar.
Batch Details
Strain
Funky Charms
Type
Indica Hybrid
Genetics
Grease Monkey x Rainbow Chip
Total THC
68.1%
Total Terpenes
8.5%
How To Enjoy
Temperature
Low and slow — 480–520°F. Cold cure hash rewards restraint.
Storage
Cold, dark, airtight. The fridge is your friend; the windowsill is not.
Available As
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Questions About This Strain
Lazercat is sold exclusively through licensed Colorado dispensaries. Hit Shop Nearby above to see which shops have this batch on the shelf right now.
It’s the day this specific batch finished its cold cure and was packaged. We print it so you always know how fresh the batch in your hand is.
Cold, dark, and airtight. A fridge or a cool cabinet preserves the terpene profile far longer than room temperature.
Funky Charms
Indica Hybrid
